Post by ♥Hollystar♥ on Aug 16, 2012 23:06:48 GMT -8
Hi! I know that there are many of these out there, but I'm going to make my own Let's Torture Warriors! As you may know, LTH is a- well, I'll let the hosts tell you that!
*a silver tabby she-cat with blue eyes and a red she-cat with white paws, a white tail tip, and yellow eyes walk onto the screen*
Silver tabby cat: Hi! I'm Dewblossom-
Red and white cat: And I'm Foxheart!
Dewblossom & Foxheart: And this is Let's Torture Warriors!
Dewblossom: Let's Torture Warriors is a different type of fan-fic/spoof than your everyday story.
Foxheart: What WE do, is every episode, we take a Warrior cat suggested by readers, and we make them do a dare also suggested by readers!
Dewblossom: As you can imagine, it can get pretty hectic and chaotic...
Foxheart: But we're used to that!
Dewblossom: Right! And Foxheart, what's this episode's dare?
Foxheart: Uh-oh...we haven't got any dares yet, Dewblossom!
Dewblossom: THEN MAKE ONE UP!!!
Foxheart: Good idea! *reaches into tail fur and pule out a slip of paper and a pie*
Dewblossom: ...-_-...
Foxheart: Have some pie. *chucks pie at Dewblossom*
Dewblossom: *ducks*
Pie: *splats on wall*
Foxheart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dewblossom: It's just a pie. Anyways, we're getting distracted.
Foxheart: Right! *reads slip of paper, and bursts out in demonic giggles*
Dewblossom: What? What? *reads paper over Foxheart's shoulder and starts giggling too* Ohhhhh, this will be a fun episode!
Foxheart: *composes herself* The dare is: Bring Feathertail back from StarClan and make Crowfeather flirt with her in front of Leafpool and Nightcloud!
Dewblossom: Excellent! Activate the RCTT!
Foxheart: RCTT?
Dewblossom: Random Cat Teleporty Thingie.
Foxheart: You got it! *activates RCTT*
Feathertail: *poofs randomly into studio* WTSC am I doing HERE???
Crowfeather, Leafpool, and Nightcloud: *do the same*
Leafpool and Nightcloud: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *charge at each other*
Dewblossom: *intercepts* Calm down!
Foxheart: *locks Leafpool and Nightcloud in seperate closets*
Crowfeather: What the *BEEEEEEEEEP* is going on???
Dewblossom: *whispers dare to Crowfeather*
Crowfeather: ...And what if I don't?
Foxheart: Then we unleash...HER.
*deep growling and scratching noises are heard*
Crowfeather: ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT!
Feathertail: *confused* Do what?
Dewblossom: *shoves Feathertail and Crowfeather into arena*
Foxheart: *to Leafpool and Nightcloud* Now, for the next twenty minutes you are not allowed to kill any one...
Leafpool and Nightcloud: Aww...
Foxheart: *ties Leafpool and Nightcloud to chairs and sets them in the arena*
Foxheart and Dewblossom: *go to observation room*
Dewblossom: *through mic* Okay, do your stuff, Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: *puts on sunglasses and walks slowly up to Feathertail* Hey, Feathertail.
Feathertail:
Leafpool and Nightcloud:
Crowfeather: *in a manly voice* I've missed you so much, Feather.
Feathertail:
Leafpool: Grrr...
Nightcloud: RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!!!!!!! RRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Dewblossom: *leaps up and puts tape over Nightcloud's mouth*
Nightcloud:
Dewblossom: *goes back to seat*
Crowfeather: So, how've you been, honey?
Feathertail:...Good?
Leafpool: GRRRRR...*glares ar Crowfeather and Feathertail*
Nightcloud:
Crowfeather: It's been so looooooong...
Feathertail:
Crowfeather: You're the prettiest she-cat I know, Feathertail.
Feathertail:
Leafpool: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO.
Crowfeather: Kiss me, Feathertail!
Leafpool: *breaks free from chair* RAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Feathertail: *giggles*
Feathertail and Crowfeather:
Leafpool: *charges at Crowfeather and Feathertail* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dewblossom: Should we do something?
Foxheart: ...Nah.
Nightcould: *crashes into camera*
WE ARE SORRY, BUT LTW HAS HAD AN UNEXPECTED INTERRUPTION. WE APOLOGIZE, AND WILL RESUME IN A FEW MINUTES.
A few minutes later...
Dewblossom: Well, that was fun!
Crowfeather: *groans*
Foxheart: See us next time on:
Foxheart and Dewblossom: LET'S TORTURE WARRIORS!
(You may now post, but I won't be on until tomorrow afternoon/evening because of a sleepover )
*a silver tabby she-cat with blue eyes and a red she-cat with white paws, a white tail tip, and yellow eyes walk onto the screen*
Silver tabby cat: Hi! I'm Dewblossom-
Red and white cat: And I'm Foxheart!
Dewblossom & Foxheart: And this is Let's Torture Warriors!
Dewblossom: Let's Torture Warriors is a different type of fan-fic/spoof than your everyday story.
Foxheart: What WE do, is every episode, we take a Warrior cat suggested by readers, and we make them do a dare also suggested by readers!
Dewblossom: As you can imagine, it can get pretty hectic and chaotic...
Foxheart: But we're used to that!
Dewblossom: Right! And Foxheart, what's this episode's dare?
Foxheart: Uh-oh...we haven't got any dares yet, Dewblossom!
Dewblossom: THEN MAKE ONE UP!!!
Foxheart: Good idea! *reaches into tail fur and pule out a slip of paper and a pie*
Dewblossom: ...-_-...
Foxheart: Have some pie. *chucks pie at Dewblossom*
Dewblossom: *ducks*
Pie: *splats on wall*
Foxheart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dewblossom: It's just a pie. Anyways, we're getting distracted.
Foxheart: Right! *reads slip of paper, and bursts out in demonic giggles*
Dewblossom: What? What? *reads paper over Foxheart's shoulder and starts giggling too* Ohhhhh, this will be a fun episode!
Foxheart: *composes herself* The dare is: Bring Feathertail back from StarClan and make Crowfeather flirt with her in front of Leafpool and Nightcloud!
Dewblossom: Excellent! Activate the RCTT!
Foxheart: RCTT?
Dewblossom: Random Cat Teleporty Thingie.
Foxheart: You got it! *activates RCTT*
Feathertail: *poofs randomly into studio* WTSC am I doing HERE???
Crowfeather, Leafpool, and Nightcloud: *do the same*
Leafpool and Nightcloud: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *charge at each other*
Dewblossom: *intercepts* Calm down!
Foxheart: *locks Leafpool and Nightcloud in seperate closets*
Crowfeather: What the *BEEEEEEEEEP* is going on???
Dewblossom: *whispers dare to Crowfeather*
Crowfeather: ...And what if I don't?
Foxheart: Then we unleash...HER.
*deep growling and scratching noises are heard*
Crowfeather: ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT!
Feathertail: *confused* Do what?
Dewblossom: *shoves Feathertail and Crowfeather into arena*
Foxheart: *to Leafpool and Nightcloud* Now, for the next twenty minutes you are not allowed to kill any one...
Leafpool and Nightcloud: Aww...
Foxheart: *ties Leafpool and Nightcloud to chairs and sets them in the arena*
Foxheart and Dewblossom: *go to observation room*
Dewblossom: *through mic* Okay, do your stuff, Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: *puts on sunglasses and walks slowly up to Feathertail* Hey, Feathertail.
Feathertail:
Leafpool and Nightcloud:
Crowfeather: *in a manly voice* I've missed you so much, Feather.
Feathertail:
Leafpool: Grrr...
Nightcloud: RAWR! RAWR! RAWR!!!!!!! RRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Dewblossom: *leaps up and puts tape over Nightcloud's mouth*
Nightcloud:
Dewblossom: *goes back to seat*
Crowfeather: So, how've you been, honey?
Feathertail:...Good?
Leafpool: GRRRRR...*glares ar Crowfeather and Feathertail*
Nightcloud:
Crowfeather: It's been so looooooong...
Feathertail:
Crowfeather: You're the prettiest she-cat I know, Feathertail.
Feathertail:
Leafpool: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO.
Crowfeather: Kiss me, Feathertail!
Leafpool: *breaks free from chair* RAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Feathertail: *giggles*
Feathertail and Crowfeather:
Leafpool: *charges at Crowfeather and Feathertail* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dewblossom: Should we do something?
Foxheart: ...Nah.
Nightcould: *crashes into camera*
WE ARE SORRY, BUT LTW HAS HAD AN UNEXPECTED INTERRUPTION. WE APOLOGIZE, AND WILL RESUME IN A FEW MINUTES.
A few minutes later...
Dewblossom: Well, that was fun!
Crowfeather: *groans*
Foxheart: See us next time on:
Foxheart and Dewblossom: LET'S TORTURE WARRIORS!
(You may now post, but I won't be on until tomorrow afternoon/evening because of a sleepover )